hello everypony i am raising $17 (i will cover the 30 additional cents and tax) to pay for a mcdonaldland meal. i desire the nostalgic taste of that which i shared with my mimi as a child, in a cold overly saturated non-starbucks themed mcdonalds. mayor mccheese's declarations and tunes of mac tonight dance through my ear canals. i stick my head through the bars of the officer big mac jail cell while i spot a young teen stealing my sketchers (presumably to afford a crispy large fry)
please help my dreams become a reality and send me money so that i may devour this meal. in return i shall record it and share with you all, so that you too may revel in the return of ronald mcdonald, as i place stickers on my face and play during work hours with plastic toys. the price is just quite too much to warrant the quite shit flavor of the otherwise poor meal. i must become a friend of grimace and have proof of such.
you can donate here, any funds will be appreciated: https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2299484948135936786&created=1755704262
Aalasteir
I'll give you $20.50, you got to get some extra, can you send me your PayPal instead.
Also, under one condition: you must film it and give me an epic shout-out as evidence.
I need to make sure that you eat all of this food. I don’t want you, misusing that money; for example, by buying Clash of Clans microtransactions.